Election 2008
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm tired of the US presidential campaign. The economy is a disaster, we're in a war that's costing a fortune in both lives and money, and there's no end in sight.This election should be a no-brainer. When an administration presides over (or is responsible for) the worst 8-year stretch in our country since I've been alive, the opposing party should be able to put up anyone who meets the requirements for becoming a US president. This is an excerpt from the Wikipedia entry about the President of the United States.
Article Two of the Constitution sets the principal qualifications to be eligible for election as President. A Presidential candidate must:
* be a natural-born citizen of the United States;
* be at least thirty-five years old;
* have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years.
Natural-born citizen of the U.S.... check
At least thirty-five years old... check
Have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years... check
I'm in!
My candidacy has already caused a groundswell of support. Check out the news coverage here.
Labels: politics, social commentary


5 Comments:
Oh my Lord...Hilarious.
Don't know how you found this one but it is fantastic! But nothing really beats Kinky Friedman's run for governor of Texas.
... I would like to be vetted as your vice president please. thanks.
Tax cuts for scientists!!! That's your platform.
You might even get your Republican relatives to vote for a Democrat!
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